The Pooklekufr Sandwich of Death

I saw Oddybobo's recipe today, and I figured I'd post a recipe of my own.

The Pooklekufr Sandwich of Death

Ingredients:

• A half-foot of French bread
• 4 thick slices of sharp cheddar cheese, sliced long-ways
  
• About 8 slices of hard salami
• A goodly number of slices of provolone cheese
• Some worcestershire sauce
  
• Half a bottle of horseradish (about a fist-full if you held it in your hand)
• One of those little jars of garlic paste

Directions:

• Cut the frenchbread so both sides are connected, yet lay flat.
• Sprinkle some worcestershire sauce on the bread.
• Line both sides with the provolone cheese.
• Then smear the garlic paste onto the cheese, and adhere the salami onto it.
• Smear some garlic paste on top of the salami, and place the cheddar on it (you need a little cheese heat-buffer to keep the salami happy)
• Put it in a toaster-oven for awhile until it seems done (Not more than 20 minutes should be necessary).
• Pull it out of the toaster, glob as much of the horseradish on one side as you want, and make the sandwich.
• Avoid breathing near people for a couple hours.
  

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